i'm SOOO pregnant that... : Due Date Club: November 2009

Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:41 am

... i have worn the same pair of pants for 2 weeks and refuse to wash them because they're the ONLY ones that fit me and i don't want them to shrink.

if you're still pregnant, finish the sentence! i'm having one of those days, and need a little humor.

Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:43 am

I'm soooo pregnant that the next person that comments on my stomach may lose a limb!

Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:14 am

I'm sooo pregnant that putting on my socks in the morning is one of the biggest challenges of my day!

Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:41 am

okay on a side note I'm soooooooo guilty in the dirty pants department lol

I'm SOOO pregnant that if it requires bending...you'd better ask someone else

Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:25 am

I am sitting here laughing at not washing your pants! All of mine still fit but I have this one pair that I just love and let me tell you, they don't see the washer all that often either!

I'm SOOO pregnant that when I walk it looks like I just got done riding a horse!

Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:33 am

OMG I am the same way with the pants I have! I think they see the washer maybe once a week, but never the dryer!!! hahahaha

I'm soooooo pregnant that everytime I stand up I have to go pee......

Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:39 am

I'm with alw527... I'm sooo pregnant that I'll smack the next person to say "you look ready to pop", "you've definitely dropped", or "maybe today will be the day".
I know I look ready to pop, thanks. People have been saying I've "dropped" on a daily basis for 2 months now. And no, today won't be the day.

Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:49 am

I am so pregnant that I will cry at spilt milk...

Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:01 pm

I am so pregnant that the next person who says "you havent had that baby yet" just might get an ear full

Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:06 pm

Thanks so much to Kimberly for posting this! I have laughed at each and every one of your responses! Mostly because I thought oh yep that was me yesterday or yep I haven't washed those pants in 2 weeks. Thanks ladies for cheering me up. My day started horribly this morning and now I have started to turn around and I think its from laughing!

Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:21 pm

alw527 wrote:Thanks so much to Kimberly for posting this! I have laughed at each and every one of your responses! Mostly because I thought oh yep that was me yesterday or yep I haven't washed those pants in 2 weeks. Thanks ladies for cheering me up. My day started horribly this morning and now I have started to turn around and I think its from laughing! :-)

i'm so with you! i had a sobbing fit in the bathroom this morning because i was so fed up with not sleeping, being in pain, and waiting. the humor and solidarity of you girls gives me strength, and even makes me smile!!
here's another one...
i'm sooo pregnant that i have scratches on my belly from all the times i've slammed the door on it, knocked something over, or walking into something.

Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:43 pm

I'm soooo pregnant that I called DH at work and asked him to come home and roll me over in bed since I can no longer do it myself! :-)

Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:48 pm

I am sooo pregnant that everytime I start laughing too hard I pee on myself!

Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:57 pm

These are so great! I'm so glad to know I'm not the only one going through those things!!

I'm soo pregnant that I have to use my hands to help me get my legs on the couch!

Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:32 pm

I'm SOOOOO pregnant that I have actually seriously considered sitting in a grocery cart while DH pushes me around the store.

The only thing that stopped me -- I couldn't lift my leg high enough to get in.

Courtney

Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:02 pm

ok so the pants thing.. GUILTY .. the shopping cart thing.. GUILTY .. again..

im sooo pregnant that when i lay in bed my cats think my huge belly is there new bed...

Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:04 pm

...People around me are making comments and jokes about my swelling. I don't get it, WHAT is SO funny??

Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:27 pm

KimberlyEBZHost wrote:
Thanks so much to Kimberly for posting this! I have laughed at each and every one of your responses! Mostly because I thought oh yep that was me yesterday or yep I haven't washed those pants in 2 weeks. Thanks ladies for cheering me up. My day started horribly this morning and now I have started to turn around and I think its from laughing! :-)

i'm so with you! i had a sobbing fit in the bathroom this morning because i was so fed up with not sleeping, being in pain, and waiting. the humor and solidarity of you girls gives me strength, and even makes me smile!!
here's another one...
i'm sooo pregnant that i have scratches on my belly from all the times i've slammed the door on it, knocked something over, or walking into something.

LOLLMAO!!!! hahaha!!
I seriously almost peed myself just now haha

Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:33 pm

I'm sooo pregnant that I refuse to answer the phone when it's my inlaws anymore. If I have to be asked one more time if I am in labor yet, I will literally come unglued. Come on, do you really think I would be in labor and not let you know. Stop bugging me about it!

Fri Nov 06, 2009 2:55 pm

let's see... i'm guilty of.....

*not washing my pants (although i finally had to because they were just gross looking)
*i am still wearing sandals because i can't get my socks on nor can i tie my shoes
*i make my so bend over to pick things up because i'm afraid i'll fall if i try
*i've been bow legged for the past couple of weeks and it's only getting worse! lol
*i swear i have to pee not only when i stand up from sitting or laying, but when i sit down too! lol
*i HAVE cried over spilt milk (actually it was my son's formula that got ALL over the kitchen TWICE in ONE NIGHT)! the next day my so's parents bought us a magic bullet blender so no more crying over spilt milk! lol
*i'm tired of people asking if the baby is here yet. you'll know when he is because i'll be screaming it from the rooftops!
*my so can't turn around when i'm standing near him without bumping into my belly! lol
*i too pee when i laugh too hard!

now let's see if i can add any more.....

*i'm so pregnant that my so says i look like a horse trying to mount the paralell bars when i'm trying to get up on our bed.
*i'm so pregnant that i have to use furniture to hoist myself up off the floor from all 4s.
*i'm so pregnant that no one else can be in the kitchen with me while i'm cooking because there isn't room for me to turn around.

Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:00 pm

Im so pregnant that shaving anywhere down south has become a distant memory

Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:07 pm

winged_gemini wrote:Im so pregnant that shaving anywhere down south has become a distant memory

shaving?!?! I'm lucky to be able to see my legs or feet!!!! LOL I just hope every morning that I have on matching shoes!!! hahahaha

Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:07 pm

winged_gemini wrote:Im so pregnant that shaving anywhere down south has become a distant memory

HAHHAAH

I forget what Down South looks like...

Courtney

Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:36 pm

You guys don't ecen wanna know what my legs look like! And I pray at every DA that it's not to bad down there when she checks me!! Lol

Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:53 pm

I am soooooo pregnant that I don't wear pants anymore!! I get up and put on a sarong and keep it movin!!!!

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