Madame Zaritska's Gender Predictor= FUN

Funny! Here's mine...

"The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and barely there blonde hair."


Hmmm... hot in February? It's been a warmer-than-usual year, I guess. 12 pound baby, though? HECK NO!

Please be wrong, please be wrong, please be wrong...

That was funny. I couldn't stop laughing after I read PP, but here is mine...

The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and barely there brown hair.

16 hour labor? Blah...
Hope one baby is a girl.
Hopefully, both of them weighs more 10LBS altogether.
I bet they will have brown hair.

Uhhhhh, no! Girl I am so down with but almost 13 pounds?! Is that even possible?! Ha! And I have green eyes and DH has blue eyes so dark brown eyes would mean that we have a problem! Too funny!


The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and barely there black hair.

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 6 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and curly blonde hair.


LOl I'm not sure about the 9 hours labor sice I am having a scheduled c/s but ya never know. I can see it being windy and I am also thinking it's a girl. I guess time will tell lol

there is NO WAY this can be right!!! PLEASE do not be right!!! labor with DD was only 5 hours so 24 would surley kill me!! and also my DD was a month early and weighed 6lbs 7 ounces soooo ..... i say it got me confused with some other knocked up lady

The day you deliver, outside will be overcast. Your baby will arrive in the late night. After a labor lasting approximately 24 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and barely there brown hair.

The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and barely there red hair.


Okay, it could be misty. Last child I had at 1205 AM so middle of night not such a stretch. Labor has never lasted more than 12 hours for me and consistently get quicker and since this is 4th I am afraid I wont make it to hospital in time. My kids have weighed 8 4oz 6 11oz and 6 9oz. Guess 8 14oz isn't too far of a stretch! I am dark hair dark eyed my hubby is 1/2 Filipino and has black hair and dark brown eyes. All my kids have had dark hair and eyes so the red hair is probably the major fluke of Madame Zaritska! BTW I would love a boy it would even things out around here but can't come up with boy name for anything. Got my girl name set in stone!

I don't like this at all... 12 pounds!!!! My first was 10 and I pray this one is smalller!!



The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and barely there blonde hair.

Ha!

R&R - you and I have the same prediction! Maybe we can share the baby's weight? I'll take 6 lbs, 5 oz and you can have the other 6 lbs, 5 oz!

This is what I got....

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 11 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have medium amber eyes and curly black hair.

I would certainly hope for bigger than 4 pounds 11 ounces, especially since my DS was 8 pounds, 10 ounces. Really hoping it only takes 4 hours, and would love a girl. We have blue and green eyes and medium brown hair. The curly part could be right, my husband has the worst curly hair but my son is still bright blonde with only a little curl.

The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and barely there blonde hair.

Very interesting... 12lbs!! Yikes but possible lol Would love to have a boy the first time

Hahaha! I love this link!! Too hilarious!

Sarah, we share a due date and a baby prediction. I guess it WILL be hot Feb1st

The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and barely there blonde hair.

Here's mine....hope the 18 hours is wrong. Yikes!
My brother had red hair when he was born, but became a blonde like me.



The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and barely there red hair.

The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 15 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 21 -1/2 inches long. This child will have dark brown eyes and barely there black hair.


12 lbs 9 oz! Please Lord no! I'll take everything else tho! lol

The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 14 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 12 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark gray eyes and barely there blonde hair.

I seriously hope not 12 lbs. I think my dr would deliver me before it got that big. I actually want a boy and hope it doesn't last 14 hours. especially since my induction with mackenzie was less than 4 hours

heres what i got:

The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and barely there red hair.

i don't think the red hair is possible for me and hubby

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some brown hair.

I'm SO down with the boy part!! That weight...I mean, it could happen, but those blue eyes and that brown hair is definitely gonna raise some eyebrows!!

Haha this could actually be spot on, I just hope the 17 hours of labor isn't...please no.


"The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 17-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some brown hair."

The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and barely there brown hair.

I did this with my last baby too and it was so wrong lol. there is no chance of my kids having green eyes, they will all be forever blue. 10lbs is a bit much, but possible lol, my last was 8lb10oz, my dh is 6'4 250, all my kids are giants like him, so maybe, but god i hope not, i'm only 5'2 120, 10lb baby might kill me lol. and none of my labors have been long, my last 2 were only about 3hrs so i hope i'm not in for a whole day of labor!!

Madane Z doesn't seem to like most of you! Holy LONG labours! I like my prediction....


"The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and some black hair."

5 hours...perfect
Girl.....perfect
5 pounds 5 ounces... Small but around the same size I was when I was born
20 inches ...little long but thats ok
And both DH and I have dark hair so black isn't a stretch!

The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the late afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 19,19-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and barely there brown hair.

Oh my goodness!! 10 lbs! I really hope not... ;/ expect a long baby since me and DH are close to 6 ft. and brown hair lol. mine is red and he was a cotton top til a teen. We will have to return to see how much is correct lol

The day you deliver, outside will be hazy. Your baby will arrive in the late evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 5 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have light gray eyes and some black hair.

Not bad... considering both my previous kids were born at around 5:30pm (both... seriously... on a weekend too, lol). My daughter's labour was 15 hours (I was stuck at 9cm for 4-5hours) my son's was only 3 at the hospital... or was that 2.5? It only started getting strong when we got there. The weight seems a little... low. My kids were 7 3 and 8 3 respectively... but the length is the same as the both of them. No black hair though, and both were bright blue eyes! Hmmm. This is kinda fun!