You know you're pregnant when...

Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:26 pm

Ladies I thought it might be fun to share some of the crazy things only pregnant women, like us get to experience! This is meant to be fun, and light-hearted as we are all in a rough stage. Just trying to get some smiles!

You know you're pregnant when...
You have run your last errand for the day, you know you will not be leaving the house again so you ditch the bra (it's 2 cup sizes too small anyway) and put on PJ pants (the only ones you have that fit)...at 1 in the afternoon! Welcome home, hubby, this is what pregnant looks like!

Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:13 pm

when you use the word "spotting" more times that you can count!

Megan (aka Emme)

Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:16 pm

You go to bed right after your kids do!

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Jenny~Mommy to Alex~3.23.2005~Brady~1.16.2007~Ella 7.17.2010

Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:19 pm

Here's one that happened just today....

DH says this morning, I will stop at the store and get something to cook for dinner on the way home tonight so what do you want? Oh wait don't answer that, I will text you from the store while I am there because I know what you say right now you probably won't want by dinner time!

This is so true......

  
Jenny~Mommy to Alex~3.23.2005~Brady~1.16.2007~Ella 7.17.2010

Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:03 am

LOL! I like this topic.

You know you're pregnant when you can't peel yourself off the couch to cook dinner! DH has to eat... EVERY night... it's gross! I wish he could just cereal. Sweet guy is trying to help me keep a balanced diet with veggies

Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:31 am

Talking about bodily functions: gas, peeing, constipation, etc. Is completely appropriate and normal...lol

emtolber@unca.edu

Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:21 pm

- No amount of caffeine can make you not look like a zombie

- Your "fat pants" are getting snug

- You think of a food and it either makes you want to barf or you can't stop thinking about it until you eat it (a chicken strip basket has been on my craves list since the weekend!)

Baby Jack - 12/29/2011

Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:50 pm

The smell of your bargain brand face wash makes you nauseated.

Amanda



Mason - 3/6/12

Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:50 pm

This one unfortunately got me today...
You know your pregnant when you haven't been to the bathroom in 2 hours and are trying to hold it walking down the hall and then unbeknownst to you you begin to leak in spite your best efforts! lol I have never been so happy to be wearing a cardigan and that it was after my last class of the day!

1 Angel 10/1/12

Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:57 pm

You know your pregnant when, you gag and barf everytime you go to brush your teeth, ugh

Fri Feb 08, 2013 10:47 am

You know your pregnant when, you gag and barf everytime you go to brush your teeth, ugh

Ugh...this was the worst for me last time! I had two months of just nausea and then boom, every morning when I brushed my teeth, I'd have to hurl :-/ Not looking forward to that stage because it took until month 6 for me to actually enjoy pregnancy!

Baby Jack - 12/29/2011

Fri Feb 08, 2013 11:36 am

When you pee yourself every time you throw up....and now throwing up is on a daily basis

EDD- 9/15/13
DD#2- 2/25/10
DS#1- 8/5/06

Sat Feb 09, 2013 2:19 pm

The smell of coffee and cleaning supplies makes you run to the bathroom to puke. Cant wait for morning sickness to go away!

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Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:26 pm

Hahaha....this topic is great!

You know you're pregnant when "vegetable" is considered a bad word and the craving for corndogs you had 5 minutes ago, now makes you want to ralph.

BTW...totally appreciating the yoga pants comment. My poor hubby doesn't know what real clothes look like anymore! LOL